So previously I blogged before about my horrendous experience with the MVA in Maryland. I looked back to give a link and it turns out it was the Daylight Savings Time post. So, in honor/ coincidence of turning back the clocks this weekend, I will share my most recent experience with the government. {Prior Post} http://moorplease.blogspot.com/2008/11/daylight-savings-time.html
So you may or may not recall that Maryland required that I keep my first, middle maiden and married names as my full name. I could have dropped my maiden name and gone with first, middle and married names and kept just three but if I wanted to keep the maiden name I had to keep all of them. For SO many reasons I wanted to keep my maiden name (as my middle name) - but one of the better reasons and easiest to explain is that with the maiden name I have WAY better initials. We love monograms in the south - if you need a further explanation just let me know - I will be happy to expound on the subject (warning: soapbox topic).
So, I showed up at the DMV a couple weeks ago to get my license and register our cars here. It order to register the cars, I needed a license so I proceeded to the license line first. A "cop" shouted out commands to us in line and part of that rant included "If you are here for a transfer of license you need to be sitting over here" Of course, I had to ask - "What do you mean by, transfer?" Her response was what you might of guessed "I mean, if you are transferring your license." What?? Still not sure if I should get out of line and move over to the pews set up in the room with the words "Testing" above them or stay in the line that says "Driver's License". I had to know though - so I asked again. She clarified her response by saying "I mean if you are transferring your license to Alabama from another state". Oh, ok, that's me - and BTW a few other people in line who were eagerly awaiting a real answer to my question. I got out of line and moved over to my space in line on the pew. She demanded then that we produce our documents to show we were capable obtaining a license today. I must skip over some of the side stories/ shows that were happening because otherwise this post would take ALL night. When she came by to "inspect" (her words) my documents she said "Why does your license have all these names?" My response "Because Maryland is ignorant." She laughed and said - we are getting rid of that middle name/ initial maaaamm. "That is ignorant!" And suddenly, my day of standing in lines to register vehicles while my mom sits outside in the car with Connor (we had to have both vehicles present) is WONDERFUL! YIPPEE! I am back to 3 names and I made friends with the crazy cop lady barking orders! Who would have thought going to the DMV would have turned out to be such a great day!
Park City Utah
4 years ago

